OKAY LOOK AT THAT HE GLANCES UP BEFORE GOING TO STOP HIM. HE GLANCES UP AT THE GIANT ICE CHANDELIER THING AND MOVES THE GUYS ARM TOWARD IT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE’S HOPING IT WILL FALL ON HER AND HE WILL STILL APPEAR TO BE THE GOOD GUY FOR TRYING TO STOP THE DUDE FROM SHOOTING HER WHEN ALL ALONG HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HER ANYWAYS
Have you ever lost something and thought, “if I could just open a portal to another reality where I haven’t lost it, I could steal it from me and get it back”?
How do you know that’s not the reason you lost it
can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]
OH MY GOD
a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle
what the fuck is everyone on this site taking
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon
HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD
That was weirdly beautiful.
the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland
The picture was the last straw
OMG OMG I’m crying
im goi ng to die from laughter
THE DARK DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN TO MEET AND LEARN SURPRISING FACTS ABOUT THE MAGNIFICENT ANIMALS THAT LIVE THERE ALL THROUGH THE CAPTIVATING COLORFUL PAGES OF ZOOBOOKS
And now, the most useless measurement system imaginable.
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
OH MY GOD THERE IS A GIF OF THE CUMBERBOMB
HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS YET
'Mordor destroyed by filthy hobbits. Anything helps'
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy